Challenge from K.A. Holt:  Pick an item in the room and write some original words to describe it:  dog walking boots, Timberlands, Michelin Tire Boy, Dumb and Dumber, waterproof bottoms, 7 1/2, Salvation Army $5 find, farm-perfect (I only used the word Farm in my title).  Choose a poem format, and a literary device, and without using any of your original words - - write a poem about it.

Format:  Etheree Poem
Literary Device:  Alliteration

Funny Farm Footwear

slop
sloggers
mud muckers
feeding-time frump
goofy galoshes
whimsical wellingtons
witty wide water waders
camel-colored chicken coop cleats
her hilarious homestead hikers
frivolously funny fieldwork footwear